If you don’t thaw a turkey before you deep fry it, will it explode?? – Grg after the Cingular commercial with large red haired man on fire.
Can anyone answer this question?….
I know that was random, but as soon as I decided to write a new blog post, buster brown shouted this question. And then he poked himself in the eye.
ANYWAYS…this post is about centerpieces, not weird commercials.
I have a vision of what I want my centerpieces to look like – but it is inside my head and I just can’t seem to spit it out into words. I have been on a hunt for the past 30 minutes looking for pictures to showcase my imaginary vision. In a few words, here is what I want – glass, white lights, candles, big red flowers, and simplicity. In a few pictures, this is what I want. Someone make it happen. Thanks.
White Lights Gerbera Centerpiece
I don’t think Gerbera Daisies are in season in October in Florida though. Of course I like red roses, but those are bor-ring.
Grg’s only request is that we include white Stargazer Lilies. When Nirvana was on MTV Unplugged, the stage was decorated with candles and stargazer lilies. We think stargazers are a be-a-utiful flower.
White Stargazer Lily – the tall vase and the random greenery does not constitute as wedding centerpiece material… but the flowers are there and thats what I wanted to show.
As you can see, I didn’t find many photos that showed what I want. To be honest, I don’t want to copy anyone, so I am going to have to create my centerpieces from scratch… and with the help of Grg…because he has good taste.
I am going to make some chicken pesto pizza now… mmm mmm yahhhh. But first, I need to say how much I hate Jennifer Aniston. Why? Because I want to be her. I want her legs and arms (her belly button is ugly – see GQ), her personality, her hair, etc. I just want to be her. I swear this weekend is Jennifer Aniston weekend on television. ALL of her movies have been on – Office Space, The Break Up, Along Came Polly – and about 1 million commercials for Marley & Me. Somoene is trying to make me feel bad about myself. I am sooo close to dying my hair back to blonde so I can look more like her.
I am crazy.
But I will look like her by my wedding. I don’t care if it takes lipo, blonde highlights, and cardio 7 times a week… it will happen.