I never ever ever…
…want to find a spider crawling on my arm while I am watching tv on the couch again. I don’t know where he came from, or what he thought he was doing in my house uninvited, but I killed him dead for trespassing.
…hope that I fall down our stairs. I keep having visions of myself taking a tumble for some reason, with Muffin sitting on the wall above me, laughing…
…would have thought that I would want my pregnant belly to stop growing. I am still on the small side, but the extra weight on my body makes everything below the belt hurt. Esp the heels of my feets. Oooo I need a massage again from my MIL.
…want my camera to break again. I am sending it away today and pretty angry that this will be the second time the flash has acted up. Not cool Nikon. Not cool.
…will stop thinking this video is hilarious.
Wait, Jennifer poops at parties? She poops at parties and peoples know this?