I have thicker skin than I am credited for. As the middle child, one would think that I would only be picked on my by older brother. But oh no, lucky me, I am picked on by my older brother AND my little sisters (that’s plural, folks. I gots two little sisters).
Example: Over Thanksgiving, while stuck in traffic waiting to do some Black Friday shopping, my sisters fabricated the ridiculous notion that I am going to shrink as I get older (??). They decided that by the time I am 50, I will be 4’10” with deer hoof feet, walking on my tip toes, speaking in a tiny voice, and my hands will be as small as Juidice’s.
P.S. I’d like to give a shoutout to whomever at SNL came up with Juidice. Thank you for keeping us sane on a rainy day at the Cape this past summer.
Caitlin Houston is a Connecticut based life and style blogger.